I donut care \(^.^)/
I donut care \(^.^)/

swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

(Source: basedpidgeot, via gnarly)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via there-goes-my-hero)

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

p-raise:

I wish I can find that one guy I can just talk to everyday and just be cute together.

(via remorse)

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

(via greed)

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

(via ugly)

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via phobias)

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

(via pendents)

  • *runs for 10 minutes*
  • me: am i skinny yet?

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy, via gnarly)